[That is not the first time Zenyatta has heard such a sentiment expressed, though it has been a while; he simply shakes his head, the motion loosing a newly-snipped bloom from his neck. One hand shifts to rub absently at the spot, already tingling oddly.]
I understand. It seems that my kind begin as weapons in a great many universes other than my own- I only hope that we are given the chance in yours with which we have been blessed in my own.
[At any rate, it's not Dell's fault that his only experiences have been negative. He glows benevolently back at him.]
Then I hope you will allow me to call you a friend, Engie- short for "Engineer", perhaps?
Well. [He pushes the word out with a sigh.] Most of the ones tryin' to kill me were programmed to kill me specifically. So unless you were made by a fella named Gray Mann, I ain't too worried about you.
[Engineer chuckles lightly at that. Long story short, he's not stupid. He figures Zenyatta probably isn't a threat. But he also just got out of a long war against a man with a lot of robots and a LOT of free time.]
You sound like a wise 'bot, though - if you don't mind my sayin'.
[For now, Engie decides to cut the blooms first. They didn't seem to bother Zenyatta, at least. If they decided to spray something in HIS face, though, they'd both have a problem. He tosses them to the ground he works.]
Engie's just fine, partner. And yep - short for Engineer.
[in a light, droll tone:] That might somewhat dent one's faith in artificial intelligence, yes.
[All things considered, then, they are starting off on, miraculously, the right goot. Fortunately his first impression is not tarnished by the local flora, the heads of which seems to give up the ghost with soft, polleny wheezes as they are unceremoniously snipped to the floor.]
I could not possibly take offense at such a compliment!
[And that would explain the outfit and equipment.]
In your professional opinion, do you think they will cause any lasting discomfort? My receptors are relaying- unusual sensations. [brightly] I have never been itchy before.
Artificial intelligence? Nah. Like I said, mister, I'm a man of science. [Blooms gone, at least. He goes for the vines in Zenyatta's limbs next. With the immediate problem out of the way, Zenyatta can at least move again.] If my faith in AI was shaken up over one jumpy bastard programmin' himself an army, I'd be damn lousy at my job.
[He chuckles - until the next question. Engineer blinks and looks Zenyatta up in the... eyes? Eyes. He thinks these are your eyes.]
... If you ain't programmed to be itchy then, uh. That's a hell of a discomfort.
[The sentiment is one that Zenyatta appreciates wholeheartedly, and he is fully prepared to comment on how sadly lacking it is in his own world when Engineer falters and peers at him like he has instead expressed an interest in nuclear armaments.
He hums in response, perhaps more casually than the situation warrants.]
I am capable of detecting a great many things, but I have never come across this particular sensation. It is somewhat like being rusted over, but with a greater sense of urgency. [Which is unpleasant, of course, but one cannot linger on the negatives.] Already my horizons are being expanded! This world is full of surprises, is it not?
[There's a long silence. Then Engineer suddenly laughs. Mostly out of disbelief, mostly at that last remark. Sorry, Zen. He's not trying to be a dick.
He quickly tried to collect himself, but it's hard not to grin a little.]
You're telling me. I never met an itchy robot before.
[But it's probably a sign he should keep pulling and cutting. So he does.]
Maybe we oughta check on your sensory input, but I'm hopin' that yankin' out these vines'll help too. Maybe somethin's getting clogged up and screwing with your senses. For now, maybe, uh... scratch it?
[In all fairness the situation is really very funny when you think about it, even if they are still no closer to restoring normality. It's hardly the most dire of consequences to suffer.
At the very least, disentangling all those vines is making him feel less stiff. Only a few stray leaves and offshoots remain now, poking haphazardly out of his joints; he picks one or two of them out himself before the suggestion gives him pause.]
It could not hurt. [He's seen humans scratch. It's hardly complex.
What he does not realise quickly enough, however, is that the sound of omnic fingers scratching on chrome plating is far from pleasant. Well, if anyone can stand a few seconds of metal scaping metal, it's an engineer.]
[YIKES that is A NOISE. Engie winces, but - well. It's true. He's sort of used to the sound. Not that it makes it any less pleasant. He works through it anyway, getting at the last few leaves and offshoots.]
Remind me to get a new toolkit while I'm here. That, uh - feel any better?
[Now that's a new one on him. Zenyatta would almost laugh if he didn't feel guilty.]
And earplugs, too? [No more scratching for now, he promises.] If I find one, I shall be sure to bring it to you. Consider it my thanks. They may even have tools you have not seen before!
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[That is not the first time Zenyatta has heard such a sentiment expressed, though it has been a while; he simply shakes his head, the motion loosing a newly-snipped bloom from his neck. One hand shifts to rub absently at the spot, already tingling oddly.]
I understand. It seems that my kind begin as weapons in a great many universes other than my own- I only hope that we are given the chance in yours with which we have been blessed in my own.
[At any rate, it's not Dell's fault that his only experiences have been negative. He glows benevolently back at him.]
Then I hope you will allow me to call you a friend, Engie- short for "Engineer", perhaps?
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[Engineer chuckles lightly at that. Long story short, he's not stupid. He figures Zenyatta probably isn't a threat. But he also just got out of a long war against a man with a lot of robots and a LOT of free time.]
You sound like a wise 'bot, though - if you don't mind my sayin'.
[For now, Engie decides to cut the blooms first. They didn't seem to bother Zenyatta, at least. If they decided to spray something in HIS face, though, they'd both have a problem. He tosses them to the ground he works.]
Engie's just fine, partner. And yep - short for Engineer.
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[All things considered, then, they are starting off on, miraculously, the right goot. Fortunately his first impression is not tarnished by the local flora, the heads of which seems to give up the ghost with soft, polleny wheezes as they are unceremoniously snipped to the floor.]
I could not possibly take offense at such a compliment!
[And that would explain the outfit and equipment.]
In your professional opinion, do you think they will cause any lasting discomfort? My receptors are relaying- unusual sensations. [brightly] I have never been itchy before.
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[He chuckles - until the next question. Engineer blinks and looks Zenyatta up in the... eyes? Eyes. He thinks these are your eyes.]
... If you ain't programmed to be itchy then, uh. That's a hell of a discomfort.
[No seriously what the hell.]
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He hums in response, perhaps more casually than the situation warrants.]
I am capable of detecting a great many things, but I have never come across this particular sensation. It is somewhat like being rusted over, but with a greater sense of urgency. [Which is unpleasant, of course, but one cannot linger on the negatives.] Already my horizons are being expanded! This world is full of surprises, is it not?
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He quickly tried to collect himself, but it's hard not to grin a little.]
You're telling me. I never met an itchy robot before.
[But it's probably a sign he should keep pulling and cutting. So he does.]
Maybe we oughta check on your sensory input, but I'm hopin' that yankin' out these vines'll help too. Maybe somethin's getting clogged up and screwing with your senses. For now, maybe, uh... scratch it?
[WOULD THAT... HELP...]
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At the very least, disentangling all those vines is making him feel less stiff. Only a few stray leaves and offshoots remain now, poking haphazardly out of his joints; he picks one or two of them out himself before the suggestion gives him pause.]
It could not hurt. [He's seen humans scratch. It's hardly complex.
What he does not realise quickly enough, however, is that the sound of omnic fingers scratching on chrome plating is far from pleasant. Well, if anyone can stand a few seconds of metal scaping metal, it's an engineer.]
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[YIKES that is A NOISE. Engie winces, but - well. It's true. He's sort of used to the sound. Not that it makes it any less pleasant. He works through it anyway, getting at the last few leaves and offshoots.]
Remind me to get a new toolkit while I'm here. That, uh - feel any better?
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And earplugs, too? [No more scratching for now, he promises.] If I find one, I shall be sure to bring it to you. Consider it my thanks. They may even have tools you have not seen before!
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[Okay, that was a good one.]
Who knows? This place's got all kinds'a stuff I never seen before.
[Once last yank, and a once-over, and...]
Looks like I got rid of 'em. How you feelin'?